Evening Wrap

Donald Trump last week bragged about his role in ending the constitutional right to abortion, lauded the GOP as the “party of fertilization” and predicted that Michigan voters would approve “a liberal policy” on abortion access, which they did — in 2022, per the Michigan Advance.

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, killer of dogs and goats, appeared on Fox News Wednesday to blame “fake news” for the ongoing fallout over an excerpt from her memoir that recalled in detail the day she fatally shot her dog and goat, per South Dakota Searchlight.

Hello and welcome to the inaugural Q&A edition of the Evening Wrap, in which I attempt to answer your questions about politics, government, the difficulties of staying awake in court, our collective existential angst, and other trending topics. My goal, as always, is to help you make sense of the chaos, so don’t be shy — ping me with your political preoccupations and I’ll do my best to sort them out on a (hopefully) semi-regular basis. Thank you for being here! Please let me know what you think.

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday characterized a wave of pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses as a threat to Jewish students and a form of speech that is not protected under the U.S. Constitution, our D.C. bureau reported.

Louisiana Republicans are doing their part for the kids by urging state officials to join a federal program offering additional food benefits to low-income students during summer break. The push, initiated last week, was the first time Republicans had weighed in on the proposal since February, when Gov. Jeff Landry declined to participate, per the Louisiana Illuminator.

What’s the best way to open a money-themed newsletter? By talking about a billionaire, obviously. Today’s rich guy of choice is Mark Cuban, part owner of the Dallas Mavericks and Shark Tank personality who is also, apparently, dabbling in the prescription drug game via the subtly named Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs, the Ohio Capital Journal reported.

Republican Glenn Cook seems like a fairly conventional candidate for Georgia’s legislature: A former naval aviator, pilot for Delta Airlines, Rotary member, VFW officer, elected member of a soil and water conservation district.

Among the earliest — and worst — was a Tennessee proposal to bar the state from denying prospective foster and adoptive parents solely because of their “sincerely held religious or moral” objections to the existence of humans who identify as anything other than straight and/or cisgender — even if the child they hope to foster or adopt is one of those humans. The policy would also overhaul procedural guidelines for the Department of Children’s Services, striking explicit protections against LGBTQ+ discrimination and a requirement that the state consider a child’s background and specific needs when selecting a foster or adoptive home. The department can still do that. But it no longer has to.

Wisconsin voters this month approved a constitutional amendment banning the use of private grants to offset the cost of election operations, effectively guaranteeing that local administrators will be short-staffed and cash-strapped for the foreseeable future. The policy is a blow to democracy but a win for Republicans, who sought to restrict the use of outside money based on their own conspiracy theory that an influx of municipal grants disproportionately benefited Democrats in the 2020 election. This is dumb and untrue, which might matter if things like that still mattered. But they don’t, and that’s why 28 states now restrict the use of outside funding in elections, per Stateline.

My spring art project this year was having my kids paint some birdhouses so that we might play landlord to some bird families. (We don’t charge rent, but we do ask that you let us ogle you from time to time.) Once they were painted I applied a few coats of spray sealant, which I did outside over several days in a probably futile attempt to avoid inhaling carcinogens. We finally went out to hang them this weekend, at which point my son announced that his birdhouse had a bug inside.

School’s in session.

This is your semi-regular reminder that 2024 elections are not limited to November. That’s both a commentary on modern politics (in an election year, it is never not Election Day) and an accurate assessment of the daily shenanigans unfolding at the state level. It’s a new adventure, all the time.